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March 31, 2006

The Constitutional Case for Cannibalism

Often described as a tradgedy, the consumption of ones own species has hystorically been deemed an extreme taboo, even under extenuating circumstances. n1 The discourse of cannibalism is a repeated and powerful trope in colonial contact and conflict. Fascination with -- and accusations of -- ritual sacrifice and survival cannibalism disclose the fear of the native Other. In 1884, a landmark English decision saw survival cannibalism produce a new legal doctrine -- the criminal defence of necessity. n3 In 2002, in South Australia, evidence was adduced in which the so-called bodies in barrels' murders in Snowtown occurred in the context of allegations of cannibalism, the allegations suppressed until 2005 because of the likelihood of unfair prejudice upon trials that had not concluded. n4 And in 2004, readers across the world were astonished and gripped by the trial in Germany of Armin Meiwes, whose cannibalistic transaction with Bernd Jurgen Brandes, facilitated by the internet, interfered with established notions of consent

Law always constructs an Other. It draws boundaries around itself. Everything within the boundary is within law's jurisdiction. Everything outside the boundary is lawless. It is the intention of law to bring everything within its own boundaries; there should be nothing that is outside. Microscopic life forms in the hydrothermal vents of the deepest oceans are now being brought within law's jurisdiction. Celestial and lunar resources are the subject of property claims. These places were once law's outsiders. Once they can be classified, once legal names or categories can be appended to them, they become law's subjects.

Whilst many historians and anthropologists urge great caution in applying European labels to pre-contact and early-contact indigenous practices, it is generally accepted that Aborigines and Torres Strait Islanders -- in some areas, in rare circumstances, and in the conduct of rituals -- practised some forms of anthropophagy, notably mortuary cannibalism. n5 From an anthropological perspective, these practices had meanings to their practitioners that are not readily translated into colonial categories; anthropologists resist reading anthropophagous practices through the squeamish lens of western cannibal myths, particularly where those myths are mobilised into debates about race-based hierarchies.

For these reasons, historians and anthropologists rejected allegations of Aboriginal cannibalism when they were re-articulated in 1997, when the publication of The Truth, attributed to (although not written by) Pauline Hanson, stated that Aborigines practised cannibalism and, especially, baby-eating. These cannibal claims were derived from works by Hector Holthouse, Henry Mayhew, various travellers and explorers and, especially, Daisy Bates who was cited in The Truth as stating: In one group every woman who had had a baby had killed and eaten it, dividing it with her sisters, who, in turn, killed their children at birth and returned the gift of food. n6 The Truth repeated these claims to refute the romantic view of the Aborigines held by the new class, and to deflect the guilt of invasion and genocide. n7

This (notably) western guilt continues to perpetuate the modern (dare i say "urban") fear of and fetishism over the life of the native, while simultaniously spurring a systematic and organized trend, beginning on the north american continent in the early fifteenth century, of otherizaiton of and nuclear genocide against natives and aborigional inhabitants all over the world. The overarching legal implications of this fear concieved in american constitutional law, rendering impotent any legitimacy first or the fourteenth amendment might have brought to a right of "privacy" or free speech acts and religion. n8 The fervent belief in these fundamental and unalienable rights by americans undermines any effort toward token revival of native belif.
Why should functionalism be part of the seamless garment of subjectivism-atheism-moral relativism? If there is no God, then human life has no transcendent telos. Consequently, the value and dignity of a human being is left to be understood in merely materialistic and temporal terms. Humyns are no longer creatures with an immortal soul or eternal destiny, but rather masses of protoplasm (or a cosmic ganglion) with but a functional significance. n9

It is in this light that constitutional law points toward the evident discussions of prior jurisdiction and consideration of grandfathered [sic] beliefs existential long before the western moral lens magnified the sun and burned all honest belief in the systematic harmonization of anti-anthropocentric beliefs, and subsequently removed those who came to believe in that goal from the earth, as "discovered" by anglo-europeans some five hundred years ago. n10 The alliterated right to privacy in this case is undeterred in some areas of the country/world still, however these practices should come into the light of the law not as the Other, but as the structured revolution critical for humyn survival beyond the critical mass of technology and the knowledge that comes thereby. n11

Additionally, there is a pre-existing test case for this interpretation of the fourteenth amendment, the bourgeois, bureaucratic estate tax. The current interpretation of this
right seems to remove the right to privacy and property of it's deceased citizens. The incidental test was rejected in Gardner v. Conway. In that case, the committee for the unauthorized and illegal practice of law of a county bar association sought to have the defendant perpetually enjoined from holding himself out as an estate tax payer, duly qualified to give advice and aid to the public in the making of estate tax documents, and to hold him in contempt of court for so doing. The defendant had a grade-school education and practiced as a public accountant after serving for three years as United States deputy collector of internal revenue. The plaintiffs hired a private investigator to pose as a client. During the course of the meeting with the private investigator the defendant prepared an income tax return and gave advice with respect to several issues that arose in connection with the preparation of the return. n12

The court recognized the difficulty of defining the practice of law, and stated that:

the development of any practical criterion, as well as its subsequent application, must be closely related to the purpose for which lawyers are licensed as the exclusive occupants of their field. n13 That purpose is to protect the public from the intolerable evils which are brought upon people by those who assume to practice law without having the proper qualifications. n14

**Authors note:
The inspiration for this article flows from a the author's firm belief that the united states should legalize cannibalism, ancestor worship, ritual sacrifice, and this excerpt from the conclusion of a favorite article by Pierre Schlag. Enjoy.

To end on a speculative, indeed cannibalistic note, I want to say a few things about what is missing from this article. I started out to write an article about legal form. So at the outset, I dismissed substance from the scene. I also buried history in a footnote very near the beginning. Seemingly missing from this article is a sense of how these cannibal moves relate to current social practice. I think there is a reason for that -- one which is reflected in my summary dismissals -- and I think it has to do with the form that dominates current social practice: namely, bureaucracy. Increasingly, life and work experiences occur within this or that consumer or producer bureaucracy. Increasingly, the objects of work consist of servicing bureaucratically defined objectives, according to bureaucratically sanctioned procedures. The refinement, expansion, and increasing rationalization of the bureaucratic form is not socially (or intellectually) weightless: Over time, it yields the accelerating mutability of meaning, the increased insularity and specialization of knowledges, the heightened instrumentalization of cultural symbols and values, the fetishism of instrumentalism, and the proliferation of complexity and fragmentation. In this sort of world, it should not be surprising to find that substance offers little (if any) resistance to form. And it should also not be surprising that form becomes cannibalistic.

[*962] APPENDIX 1: A LIST OF SPLITS

slavery

constraint

coercion

necessity

determinism

other

public

other-regarding

visible

collective

official

objective

physical

demonstrable

shared

neutral

fact

general

stable

absolute

categorical

strong

substantial

direct

core

essential

substance

outcome

content

freedom

choice

consent

rational

free will

self

private

self-regarding

intimate

individual

non-governmental

subjective

mental

unprovable

individual

biased

opinion

particular

changeable

conditional

balancing

weak

insubstantial

indirect

peripheral

formality

procedure

process

form
** n15

So, in closing, don't die on the authors porch.

Citations:
n1 Chow, Gary Kar-Chuen. (2005). 12 Asian L.J. 103.

n2 R v Lowe [1827] NSWSC 32.

n3 R v Dudley and Stephens (1884) 14 QBD 273.

n4 Snowtown Cannibal Claim' aired News.com.au (19 Sept 2005): (4 Oct 2005)

n5 The Representations of Savage Life Offered by Eliza Fraser' in Ian McNiven, Lynette Russell & Kay Schaffer (eds), Constructions of Colonialism: Perspectives on Eliza Fraser's Shipwreck (1998) at 56-57.

n6 Cited in Pauline Hanson, Pauline Hanson: The Truth (1997) at 134, cited in David Bernstein, The Protocols of the Elders of Hanson', Australian Jewish News (2 May 1997):

n7 cited in Hanson, id at 137.

n8 Id. at 345.

n9 Judge Reinhardt states that in Roe v. Wade, 410 U.S. 113 (1973), the Supreme Court "first determined that a woman had a constitutional right to choose an abortion" before determining "whether the state's prohibition on assistance unconstitutionally restricted the exercise of that liberty interest." Compassion in Dying v. Washington, 79 F.3d 790, 801 (9th Cir.) (emphasis added), cert. granted sub nom. Washington v. Glucksberg, 117 S. Ct. 37 (1996). Similarly, Judge Reinhardt reasonably argues that the liberty interest to commit suicide precedes the question of the right to assisted suicide. See id. at 802. Accordingly, unless called for, we will deal with the issue of suicide per se, assuming that any right to assisted suicide exists only if there is indeed a prior suicide right.

n10 Compassion in Dying, 79 F.3d at 800-01.

n11 Id. at 801.

n12 Id. at 813-14 (quoting Planned Parenthood v. Casey, 505 U.S. 833, 851 (1992)). Judge Reinhardt specifically noted: "Like the decision of whether or not to have an abortion, the decision how and when to die is one of 'the most intimate and personal choices a person may make in a lifetime,' a choice 'central to personal dignity and autonomy.'" Id. (quoting Casey, 505 U.S. at 851).

n13 According to Barlow Christensen, the origin of legislation in five states can be traced to the mid-1800s and in several other states legislation predates 1920. See id. at 180. The status of accounting as a profession is a relatively recent development. The first legislation creating the professional designation "Certified Public Accountant" was enacted on April 17, 1896 in New York. The period between 1913, the year the Sixteenth Amendment to the United States Constitution was enacted, and 1934, after passage of the federal securities legislation, marked the growth and establishment of accountancy as a profession. See generally JAMES DON EDWARDS, HISTORY OF PUBLIC ACCOUNTING IN THE UNITED STATES (1960). See also infra note 172 and accompanying text.

n14 See Comment, Control of the Unauthorized Practice of Law: Scope of Inherent Judicial Powers, 28 U. CHI. L. REV. 162 (1960). Most states, by statute, vest the judiciary with the power to regulate the practice of law. See Note, Remedies Available to Combat the Unauthorized Practice of Law, 62 COLUM. L. REV. 501, 501 n.4 (1962).

n15 Schlag, Pierre (1988) 40 Stan. L. Rev. 929.

to accent my boredom...

"The man who lets himself be bored is more contemptable than the bore."

- Samuel Butler

"Idleness is not doing nothing. Idleness is being free to do anything."

- Floyd Del

I recently sat on a tree stump. That's a real rush. If you've never done it, give it a shot. It's the kind of thing you see in stories a lot, but don't actually get to do very often. I had to stand up after a few hours because it was so intense. I'm also pretty excited about trying to hibernate this winter.

I see no reason to not type the alphabet:
AaBbCcDdEeFfGgHhIiJjKkLlMmNnOoPpQqRrSsTtUuVvWwXxYyZz

March 25, 2006

being lonely is boring.

Were going to hang out with bek and aaron and some of their friends, so hopefully well be able to break up that cycle like the federal government failed to break up microsoft. Retro computing is where its at apparently.

March 15, 2006

Clarification

That last entry rambled and rambled without really qualifying my point. The solution to this predicament, as i see it, is one of panacea. If we become truly excited about the political shaping of the modern world, and begin to initiate ourselves as real democrats (demos means people... people), then reshaping our political sphere is as easy as locating the tools with which to do so (and, just fyi, they're with us already... thank the populists). By removing our government-issue hypocracy blinders and recognizing the fears handed down to us in the form of tax cuts and wire taps, we can turn the "terrorists'" biggest weapon against those perepetuating terror. But as a people, cease banality toward those you elect, use the tools available to you, and the dream-government you wish for will be yours. The problems of the future are only as real as we allow them to be. Music doesnt stand still, should you?

March 10, 2006

Fervor: What it means and Who should be using it...

Fervor - the state of being emotionally aroused and worked up.

Over the past 5 years, the media and individuals representing us in congress and the executive have disagreed over many topics, ranging from the banal to the beckoning. The most important issues of our time reflected through C-Span and the 24-hour news system seem to be engineered around fervor. If we as a society can get worked up over something, than our representatives and the channels they pass their messages through get worked up over too. This, to many individuals, accompanies a striking sense of disappointment in the services these reporting entities provide. It appears less like reporting, and more like a sick synergy of "Okay, I'll say "Shooting that man in the face was the worst thing that ever happened to me" and then he'll respond with "I am deeply sorry for the pain and suffering the Cheney family has gone through"..." While the rediculous scenario used to qualify my point may be fringe, it does illustrate the control these entities have over our feelings on certain subjects, regardless of political leaning or functional beliefs.

Which brings me to my point, that if we are no longer in control of our own excitement over the things we read and learn, then why not be cognate of the things THEY are fervent about. The defense intellectual community's portrayal of our "new enemy"; those with the power to be so emotionally involved with their cause they would kill and die for it, is indicative of this systems fear of a people with that capacity for fervor. They indicate that it is precicesly that excitement about their political and religious beliefs that will push "the terrorists" to attack "the west" until either entity is wiped from the planet. Perhaps a first step toward breaking down this cycle of mis-understanding and disappointment stems not from a lack of involvment, or a stifiling apathy, but an new involvement in the things our leaders are fervent about. If the concerned individuals are truly excited about learning of and developing new alternatives to the perpetual discomfort we strive to disconnect with, then perhaps we can take back the swing of media, and mabye even convince a representative or two.

oh well.

March 09, 2006

notes

If you're here looking for Dr. Sapersteins notes, you're in the wrong place. They're here.

March 03, 2006

stress...

Find the intersection of these two sets:


{ m, 11-6; t, 11-6; w, 11-6; r, 12-5 }
{anything else that could generate $3000 in the next 3.14 months}

If you can do it, ill pay you to the tune of US$35 for your efforts. This is necessary because I got schooled by my.. em.. school. These kids have singlehandedly eliminated my employment opportunites, down to um... the dunkin' donuts up ninth street from our apartment. Not that I haven't worked similar jobs to this, but I was beginning to get used to working in an office. I suppose that this quality of work better represents my philisophical and economic belief system. I know that I don't want to be the man.